In 2008 I was importing licorice in Hanford, CA. Garnered an industry award while promoting human brains in Atlantic City, NJ. My current pet project is promoting cannibalism in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2001-2006 getting my feet wet with tar in Mexico. Spent 2001-2008 merchandising Magic 8-Balls on Wall Street. Lead a team supervising the production of shaving cream in the government sector. Now I am a court reporter in Boise, Idaho.